everything's still pink. la la la. i'm going to some hole in the wall bar in allentown tomorrow with linh, dan, and john. their band [the collapse] might be playing, so... yeah. i get to watch him play his drums again. which is always...
n i c e.
ha.

but i need to sleep now since i have to look semi-decent tomorrow night. it takes a whole damn day to make me look semi-decent. not really, but i am a girl, so...

here's a fun thingee.

if i were a month, i'd be: october.

if i were a day of the week i'd be: thursday.

if i were a time of day, i'd be: 11.11 pm.

if i were a season, i'd be: autumn.

if i were a planet, i'd be: venus.

if i were a animal, i'd be: a huge emu.

if i were a direction, i'd be: inside out. yes, that's a direction.

if i were a piece of furniture, i'd be: a bed.

if i were a historical figure, i'd be: janis joplin.

if i were a liquid, i'd be: blood.

if i were a tree, i'd be: a weeping willow.

if i were a bird, i'd be: a huge, dirty-ass, one-eyed, crazy mother fucking pigeon.

if i were a tool, i'd be: a chainsaw.

if i were a flower/plant, i'd be: a poppy. from which all good things come. mmm...

if i were a kind of weather, i'd be: a monsoon.

if i were a mythical creature, i'd be: a banshee.

if i were a musical instrument, i'd be: a tambourine.

if i were a wild animal, i'd be: a fuckin' emu, bitch. with a monkey on my back. one of those monkies with a big, bright, shining pink ass.

if i were a color, i'd be: hot pink. or green. or black. maybe grey...

if i were an emotion, i'd be: horny. insatiable.

if i were a vegetable, i'd be: a radish.

if i were a sound, i'd be: moaning coming from someone who isn't aware that the entire neighborhood can hear them. or, better yet - the sound of eddie vedder's voice live right when he sings the third "why" in this part in "black:" i know someday you'll have a beautiful life / i know you'll be a star / in somebody else's sky / but, why / why can't it be / why can't it be mine? / we / we belong / we belong together / together...

if i were an element, i'd be: metal.

if i were a car, i'd be: a navy blue gto sleeper with white leather interiors. and vin diesel would drive me all day and all night long.

if i were a song, i'd be: passenger by the deftones or naked in the city again by hot hot heat.

if i were a lyric, i'd be: "you probably don't realise i'm her - the woman you want to call home." -ani

if i were a movie, i'd be: the princess and the warrior or slc punk. no, no, no - i'd be 3-d porn. oh my god, i'd so be 3-d porn. can't you see it? i can. oh yes.

if i were a book, i'd be: ariel by sylvia plath.

if i were a term of endearment, i'd be: baby.

if i were a food, i'd be: a strawberry.

if i were a place, i'd be: in between two people hugging.

if i were a material, i'd be: black lace.

if i were a question, i'd be: have you ever been bent or pulled, have you ever been played like strings?

if i were a command, i'd be: now.

if i were a taste, i'd be: too spicy to the point where you cry.

if i were a scent, i'd be: sex and candy.

if i were a noun, i'd be: toy.

if i were a pronoun, i'd be: they.

if i were an adjective, i'd be: visceral.

if i were an adverb, i'd be: quickly. roughly.

if i were a word, i'd be: colloquialism or eccentricities.

if i were an object, i'd be: a razor blade.

if i were a body part, i'd be: rough hands.

if i were a facial expression, i'd be: post-orgasmic.

if i were a subject in school, i'd be: abnormal psych.

if i were a cartoon character, i'd be: gir from invader zim.

if i were a shape, i'd be: a warm, pink circle.

if i were a number, i'd be: 13.

if i were an article of clothing, i'd be: your boyfriend's t-shirt that still smells like him.