LBI has a beautiful beach. i should know, since i've seen it at 3 in the morning, in the pouring rain, wasted.

long story short...

friday - went to NJ [shudder], meghan drove to long beach island, went to wawa where she ran her car over the curb and some shrubbery, went to 7-11 where the cashier smiled mockingly at me when i asked for papers ["you mean rolling papers?]. went to meghan's house, smoked myself silly, went to diner for food and a flirty yet creepy waiter. drove to movie theater to find that Harry Potter in fact does not conveniently start when meghan and kristin come rolling up in the parking lot. go back home, watch part of Backdraft, go back to movie theater to see Harry Potter [fabulous], come home, smoke myself silly again, Backdraft is miraculously on TV again, so we watch that and end up only missing a small chunk from the middle. SLEEP.

saturday - weather is HORRIBLE, therefore meghan and i make breakfast in our bathing suits since beach is out. we made chocolate chip pancakes and a mess. smoked cigarettes, talked to some people, wyatt and vicky and rachel show up, which is grounds for smoking, so smoke myself silly again. no more weed. sad. meghan takes us to deli for cheese and milk, wyatt to liquor store for beer and VODKA. home to make lunch and drink myself silly. rachel the jew and new boyfriend, joe, show up, more drinking. kristin's plastic and rhinestone jewelry is now being passed around and everyone looks fabulous in it. don ohmygoodness makes a cameo appearance for all of maybe two or three hours? not sure since time is a funny thing when inebriated. i love don, hugs and kisses, drink some more. cathchprase, asshole, never have i ever, three man... no kings! no dancing! i'm proud of us for avoiding those two things for once at a party because it really annoys the mens. rachel passes out, typically. don leaves. boo hoo bye don. rachel the jew and joe retire to get it on. meghan, wyatt, vicky and i decide to take a shot and go to the beach at 3 am in the pouring rain. get to beach, soaked within 2 seconds of being there, everything is BEAUTIFUL - really, you have no idea, kristin, of course, when around something this beautiful starts BAWLING, but everything's ok, right meghan? wyatt and vicky leave, meghan and i take off pants to sit in waves. realise maybe 45 minutes later that we may die from exposure, getting swept away by ravenous waves, or just being wet, so we flip flop our way through all the rain puddles back to meghan's house. strip down to bathing suits under the house, proceed to get a fabulous shower together [in bathing suits, no worries] where i proceed to shave my legs. picture of meghan and i by waytt, dry off, lay down. put on lethal weapon, watching movie when kristin realises house is shaking, which is curious. SLEEP.

sunday - wake up, cigarettes, realise when i find a condom wrapper that doesn't belong to me on the couch exactly why the house was shaking and i love it. ellio's for breakfast... followed by easy mac... followed by ice cream. watched parts of saving silverman and all of dogma. ordered food from pizza place, fell asleep watching Waking Life, woke up to Naruto. yay Naruto. leave meghan, so sad, want to stay, go home. THE END.