once upon a time, there was a waitress named kristin. she worked in a ghetto coffee shop named cosi and hated her job.

one day, she met a boy waiter named patrick who was so cute it made her want to cry. but patrick has an evil bitch girlfriend with a fucked up femme mohawk who looks like his sister that he's eventually going to marry. so, kristin was bitter but let it go. now, she runs up behind him at work and throws her arms around him and he thinks it's funny. patrick became a good friend.

a little later, kristin met a boy who ran the espresso machine. his name was tom and he looked like he was 22. tom liked to flirt with kristin and her waitress friend, jona. tom turned out to be 28 and vulgar. kristin now has his job.

later on, kristin met a boy who washed the dishes at the ghetto coffee shop. his name was calvin, but everyone called him jun because he was an idiot. he liked to hit on kristin and ask her naughty questions at work. kristin, who's a very smart girl, played along and got free weed until jun got fired. now she has to pay for her weed.

a few days ago, a boy with a snaggletooth but otherwise attractive looks worked with kristin. he called her babe and took out her trash for her. he comes in to the ghetto coffee shop and stays for a little while and tells her its because he wanted to see her. he walked to the 7-11 in ten degree weather tonite to buy kristin a lollipop. snaggletooth asked kristin out on a date tonite, and she said yes, even though he has a fucked up tooth. eventually, she finds out it isn't a snaggletooth, but a broken tooth from a car accident that he's getting fixed soon.

kristin likes his brad pitt muscles, but what she likes best about him is that he tucked her hair behind her ear tonite when she leaned in to hear what he said.

the end.