my name is kristin. and i have a problem. which is why lia has shown me the 12 steps of RAD(D). RAD(D) being resistance against don ('s dick). lia's my sponsor. this all came about after telling her that i can't stay away from him even though he's an asshole and i don't even like him anymore. for your enjoyment, i give you the 12 steps of RAD(D)...

1. we admitted we were powerless over don's dick--that our thoughts had become unmanageable
2. came to believe that together we are a power greater than ourselves alone and that we could restore us to sanity.
3. made a decision to turn our dirty thoughts and minds away from don's dick to the dicks of other men.
4. made an inventory of all the better penii (penises) in the world.
5.admitted that don's penis is the exact nature of our wrongs.
6.we're entirely ready to have other men's penises (penii) replace all desires of don's penis.
7. humbly asked him to keep his penis in his own pants.
8. made a list of all times we wanted his penis, and became willing to remember these times and make amends for them all.
9. be a bitch to don.
10. continued to take personal inventory and everytime we think about don's dick, promptly admit to it.
11. sought through thoughts about other men to give us the power to carry this out.
12. having had an awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to others and to practice these principles in all encounters with don.

and there you have it.